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Patricia

Patricia
Patricia
Age33
StatusMissing
Related toGary (survivor)
Last IncidentThe Seafood Restaurant Flood

Patricia was a dedicated kitchen worker at Captain Lobster's Seafood Grill and the wife of survivor Gary.

She disappeared during catastrophic flooding on the same night as the Great Laundry Storm, in circumstances that remain deeply controversial.

Personal Account

THE CUSTOMERS STILL NEED SIDES.

Patricia and Gary were both on shift when floodwaters began entering the restaurant from the rear delivery bay.

Witnesses described Patricia as unusually calm despite the chaos, focused entirely on ensuring a tray of garlic bread reached table seven.

As evacuation orders were called, Patricia reportedly refused to abandon the bread station, insisting the customers had not yet received their sides.

She was last seen running toward the kitchen as a wave of seawater burst through the rear doors.

The Storm

If I go, the garlic bread goes with me.

Emergency services arrived at the scene at 10:14 PM. The kitchen was found flooded to waist height.

One tray of untouched garlic bread was recovered near the bread warmer. Patricia was not.

A single soggy shoelace of uncertain origin was catalogued as evidence. Investigators have never confirmed whether it belonged to Patricia.

The restaurant was closed by health inspectors fourteen days later after a crab was discovered living inside the soda machine.

Legacy

A single soggy shoelace of uncertain origin was catalogued as evidence. Investigators have never confirmed whether it belonged to Patricia.

The restaurant was closed by health inspectors fourteen days later after a crab was discovered living inside the soda machine.